gay mormons

Memorable Lines from Movies

“I can't resist a lyric baritone. In fact, I've dated three Whiffenpoofs, four Tigertones, a Krokodilo, and two members of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir!”

Trick



“Lisa wants to get married in the temple, in Salt Lake City, but it costs a lot money—I don't think I can afford it.”
“Yeah, I know what you mean.”
“I don't know why the Church makes it so expensive to have a wedding there!”

Orgazmo



“She was raised by Mormons, but she ran away when she was 15.”

The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green



“But you don't think he was looking to have two permanently, like those, what-do-you-call-its?”
“Bigamists?”
“No. Those ones in Utah.”
“Mormons?”
“Yes. Mormons. Do you think he's a Mormon?”
“He's no Mormon.”

Two Girls and a Guy



“Your wife? I thought that one was your wife.”
“They both are.”
“Holy Moses! They're Mormons!”
“Nice work, old man!”

Paint Your Wagon



“But that ain't gonna work, Elizabeth. You can't have both of us.”
“Why not?”
“'Cause uh... a woman can't have two husbands.”
“Well—I was married to a man who has two wives. Why can't a woman have two husbands?”

Paint Your Wagon


“I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake City about two years ago, and he told me that he was single, and we hit it off right away…. And the I found out. Single, he told me? Single my ass. Not only was he married. Oh, no… He had six wives. One of those Mormons, you know?”

Chicago




Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home


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