Model: President Gordon B. Hinckley
Featuring: The Maltese Falcon stripe
suit.
Veredict: Totally Hot. What other
nonagenarian can wear with such elegance a suit that seems to
come out right out of a Humphrey Bogart movie?
Prospects for the future: He will be featured
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Model: President Boyd K. Packer
Featuring: Tolkien Ring
Veredict: Frightening. Would you trust the
Third in Line with the One Ring? Run, Frodo, run for your life!
Prospect for the Future: He will become
President of the Church of the Blood of the Firstborn.
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Model: Elder L. Tom Perry
Featuring: Brown Penny Loafers
Veredict: Totally Hot. How cool is it that
he showed up at the official shoot wearing comfortable, uncorrelated
shoes? He deserves the Apostolic Medal of Valor.
Prospects for the future: The Brethren will
never forgive him for upstaging them.
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Model: Elder Henry B. Eyring
Featuring: Cambridge Retro Eyeglasses
Veredict: Totally Hot. The first really
metrosexual apostle since David O. McKay showed up at general
Conference in his legendary Casablanca off-white suit.
Prospects for the future: He will invite
the "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" team to redecorate his pad.
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Model: Elder Joseph B. Wirthlin
Featuring: Blue Mr. Mac socks
Veredict: Horror of horrors! The first rule
of fashion is never to combine blue socks with black shoes. Oh
well--I forgive him because he was the only apostle who dared
to show up at the photo shoot in a hot red tie.
Prospects for the future: Limited.
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